Sunday, December 20, 2009

Nick Falk

Amateur hour is over in professional football. The Dallas Cowboys have a kicker, Nick Falk, who can't hit a field goal...period. In practice he misses attempt after attempt. Last week, Cowboys coach Wade Phillips did something really stupid - he said they would stand by Falk. Last night, Falk was brought it in to clinch the game for the Cowboys...and couldn't didn't deliver. Instead, the Cowboys had to rely on the defense to get it done.

It's time for Dallas to do the right thing. It's time to put Falk down....put him out of his misery. Cut him and send him back to whatever hole he crawled out of.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Obama on 60 Minutes

Just saw Obama on CBS’ 60 Minutes. My god, President Barack Obama... I thought this guy was supposed to be better than George Bush. I thought he was supposed to be intelligent. What a mistake.

As an Independent swing voter, I gladly jumped behind Obama and the Democrats last year. And now, I’m deeply ashamed of that decision.

Thankfully, next year we can wipe some of those gains away from Obama. If Obama isn’t going to do in Washington what we sent him there to do, we can fix it. If Obama says, “It’s really hard” any more he’s going to sound like George Bush’s “It’s hard work.”

Enough is enough. I’ve had enough of President Obama. Amateur hour is over. It’s time for real leadership and real change. If Obama isn’t capable of being President, he should let someone

Friday, December 4, 2009

Rumor: Southwest To Charge Mom

You heard it here first: The woman who delivered a baby onboard a Southwest Airlines flight between Chicago and Salt Lake City might be charged...for a second passenger. The notoriously stingy Southwest (which advertises no hidden fees, but wallops you with huge fees if you want to fly standby) is considering giving the woman a huge bill for medical services and charging for the baby.

Remember, when you fly Welfare Airfare, this is what you get.

Obama’s Flights

I live in Eastern Pennsylvania most of the year. And today, with President Obama in Allentown, there are tons of SS and Military helicopters flying at really, really low elevations shaking all the houses. Yeah, he’s President. Yeah, he’s got an ego the size of the planet. Yeah, he thinks his shit doesn’t stink. But can’t the Secret Service fly the helicopters a little higher? It’s a fucking courtesy people. Of course, these are the same fucking Secret Service idiots that let a couple of reality TV stars into a State dinner at the White House -- the bar isn't very high on this one. It seems like any high school dropout can get a job with the Secret Service - big guns and little brains seems to be the recipe for success.

Of course, this is the same President Obama that thought it would be brilliant move to fly Air Force One at a really love elevation over Manhattan. So perhaps the mentally retarded individuals at the Secret Service aren't to blame.

This President is evil (and is as bad as the last one).

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Twisted Logic

Westboro Baptist Church. This really isn’t a church, it’s a tax-exempt hate group fronted by a law office and a cult – nearly all members of the “church” are members of the same extended family. Head of the church and father of many of the kids is Fred Phelps. Don’t ask just how many of the kids he fathered, because that leads down a very slippery slope of unfortunate circumstances.

WBC is a hate group that protests about anything they can think of – school board meetings, concerts, comedy shows, other churches, funerals, sporting events, malls, you name it. All with the same rabid anti-homosexual message. Westboro Baptist Church is the only organization in America that shows more hatred for gay America than the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (a.k.a., the Mormons). Such is the depths of their hatred.

Well, Westboro Baptist Church has taken to protesting Sasha and Malia Obama. This is interesting. Their father, President Barack Obama, shares many of the same values of Westboro Baptist Church – contempt for gays, a desire to ensure that homosexuals do not receive equality in America, and loathing for gay marriage. Fred Phelps and his marry-band of gene-pool limited spawn share the same goals as President Barack Obama. They should partner up to oppress fag America.

But they won’t. Westboro Baptist Church’s real message in protesting the Obama’s is a racist message that they hate Blacks too. But calling the Obama’s a bunch of Niggers would likely result in a pretty severe crack-down of the tax exempt status. Instead, they call the Obama’s the next worse thing in the shared-vision of the world: fag lover. This is some seriously twisted logic.

But it seems to be working. Obama has promised to end Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, but hasn’t. Obama has promised to back a repeal of the Defense of Marriage Act, but hasn’t. Obama has cast out prominent gay employees of the White House. Obama has gone on the record opposing equality and backing Jim Crow laws. Fred Phelps seems to bending Barack Obama over the barrel and Obama seems to be taking it.

It’s a sad state of affairs when gay America would have been better off with Dick Cheney for President than with our first Black President. Obama’s anti-equality agenda has been laid out for all to see. He’ll give lip service, but lack in any action.

The Barack Obama-Fred Phelps partnership is some seriously twisted logic, but it seems to be working.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

William Jefferson Sentenced to 13 Years

Louisiana Congressman and friend of President Obama, William Jefferson was sentenced yesterday to 13 years in jail on federal corruption charges. Jefferson accepted over $500,000 in bribes. He anticipated he would receive several hundred million in kickbacks for his schemes. When arrested, Jefferson had $90,000 in cash in his freezer.

So far, President Barack Obama has been mum on his friend’s crimes. When will see Obama taking a moral stand? When will President Obama cast out the immoral from his inner circle? When will Obama lead America into a positive direction?

The Debauchery of Carrie Prejean

Little miss perfect Carrie Prejean – the lone of voice of morality in the midst of a whole world of homosexual sinners. Carrie Prejean alone could help these fags and bring them salvation. That was then.

This is now: Carrie Prejean is a disgraced former beauty queen who has repeatedly whored for cash. It seems there’s no low she was willing to stoop to. New York Daily News is reporting she’s done at least 8 porno movies and dozens of nudie photo shoots (including some where she filmed herself – this kind of shoots her “this happened during a clothing change during a modeling job” excuse all to hell). When she was playing the “poor Carrie Prejean” card and Donald Trump let her keep her crown, I said I didn’t think she did anything immoral with Donald Trump as a “favor,” but now I’m not so sure. Carrie Prejean’s skewed view of morality is such that I’m betting she’s not above trading herself and her body for anything. I don’t fault Donald, Carrie Prejean is a nice piece of ass. She’s got nothing between her ears, but she does have a smoking hot body (for the record: I am perhaps the only man in America who has not had the opportunity to partake of Carrie Prejean).

I just love fundamentalist Christians like Carrie Prejean that need to preach hatred and bigotry, while being hypocrites all the way. It’s a shame we’re still talking about Carrie Prejean – her 15 minutes should have been up long ago. She should follow her morals and become a high-priced prostitute. Drop the phony morality ploy. Carrie Prejean doesn’t give a shit about God or Christianity – it’s just her latest play at wealth and celebrity. She knows most Christians are gullible and willing to bite on the line. And she’s selling the Carrie Prejean brand – speaking engagements, books, “companionship,” and whatever else to these gullible Christians.

Let’s not forget the real Carrie Prejean – a woman who was so self-centered that she broke her own commitment to attend a California Special Olympics event. I know Barack Obama dislikes those Special Olympics retards, but I’d expect a self-proclaimed Christian woman like Carrie Prejean to put that faith out there and be good to God’s special children. She didn’t show. I guess she was probably making another sex tape that day.

Finally, one has to wonder if evangelical Christian PR firm A. Larry Ross Communications is standing by Carrie Prejean. I’ve speculated in the past that she’s working a barter deal with Arthur Ross (the real name of A. Larry Ross). Of course, A. Larry Ross’ work with pedophile ministers means that a deviant like Carrie Prejean fits right in. Just as we know about Carrie Prejean’s morality, so too do we know about Arthur Larry Ross. But what about those who work for Ross? What about Melany Ethridge and Kristin Cole? These are the women who have helped Prejean in her immorality schemes. Are Melany Ethridge and Kristin Cole also making sex tapes?

Prejean’s unwillingness to acknowledge her past bad behaviors, her continued lying, her selfishness and her narcissism are all completely incompatible with TRUE Christianity. I know – hate the sin, embrace the sinner. But what happens with the sinner won’t embrace the love of God? That’s Carrie Prejean – self-centered and full of hate. Let’s drop the charade – Carrie Prejean might profess a love of Christ, but she has not embraced Christ and Christianity. All of this is nothing more than a brilliant marketing ploy for Carrie Prejean.